We wuz robbed! (And something completely different)

I'm back baby! Which is great because now I have the chance to blog over a three-day weekend with an illness I received from idiot Freshmen who don't realize that germs are CONTAGIOUS. This time, I'm gonna talk about something other than nazi-killing fun and a shitty social update website. People, it's Fall. That sucks, but there is an upside: Football season has come again! Wait, did I say "upside"? I meant just another thing to piss me off and talk about with totally unqualified arguments. God bless the internet.

Folks, have you ever seen something that was truly pathetic? Like a fly with broken wings trying to fly or a toothless monkey trying to use a toothbrush? Well then you have a small idea of the man, the myth, the legend that is Brett Farve. Brett Farve was once a stellar quarterback with Pro-Bowl appearances, MVPs and a Superbowl ring. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that as you get older in life, you can't do as much as you could when you were young. Hell, he still doesn't realize it. When Farve retired for the first time (the fact that I have to use "first time" is ridiculous), I think most people were ok with it. A guy who tried his best but finally felt the limitations of his career. Then, he came out of retirement to play a mediocre season with the Jets. Then he retired again. Now it was getting old, especially when he expressed interest in playing with the Vikings. There was hope when the coach of the Vikings said Farve wasn't going to play. Then Farve came back. Like a festoring sore. Who just wants another Superbowl ring so he can go out on top. Problem is Farve sucks as a quarterback now. He's too damn old. He probably has a greater chance at a Superbowl ring by mastering the art of stealth and breaking into Ben Rothlisberger's house and stealing one of his. Just let it go, old man.

Michael Vick. Seriously. What the fuck? The man gets arrested for fucking killing dogs and goes to jail. He is a national disgrace. The NFL commissioner promises Vick is done with football. THEN HE FUCKING COMES BACK TO PLAY FOOTBALL. This is just some ridiculous ploy by the Eagles to sell tickets, but not to see Vick play. He was never as good as Donovan McNabb, but people will just come to watch him sit on the sidelines, just to sit and wonder why this guy isn't still in jail. There is literally no words to describe how absolutely ridiculous this all is. Especially because Vick isn't even sorry. He called his dog-fighting scandal "pointless". POINTLESS?!?!?!? That's it? THIS FUCKER SHOULD BE KICKED OUT OF FOOTBALL AND THROWN BACK IN PRISON.

Sigh, and now to talk about my team, the Denver Broncos. There has been a lot of drama that transpired since the Broncos lost 4 in a row last year to miss the playoffs. Shanahan was fired, McDaniels was hired, McDaniels tries to pick up Matt Cassel, Jay Cutler gets pissed off, wants to be traded, gets traded, Kyle Orton joins the team, McDaniels screws up our sweet draft picks, etc., etc. Now all of it has converged into one big clusterfuck known as the Broncos 2009 football team. We are seriously boned. Orton and back-up Chris Simms are injured, as well as the starting running back that WE BLEW OUR FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK ON! But who's to blame? The answer: everybody. Blame Pat Bowlen for hiring McDaniels, out of the dozen better choices he had. Blame Josh McDaniels for being a downright awful coach (if only because it's his first season). Blame Jay Cutler for being a goddamn diva-bitch for thinking he would honestly lose his starting spot to a fucktard like Matt Cassel (also known as the turd in Brady's shadow). But don't forget the bastard who started it all: Shanahan. If he had squeezed out one win in the last four games of the 2008 season, we wouldn't be in this awful, awful situation.

To sum up, I really hope that either the San Diego Chargers or the Arizona Cardinals can nab a Superbowl this year. Last year's Steeler-rape was anything but cool to watch. Seriously, who gives a crap if you've won 7 championships? Of course that's gonna happen if you were one of the original teams in the NFL. Get over yourself. Gonna be a long Autumn if the trends listed above continue. A final note: Sorry for using the work "Fuck" gratuitously (spur of the moment thing).